Tale of the Long Black

And then a girlfriend ordered a "Long Black" the other day. Tongue in cheek, I ordered a "short nothing". Having misheard the order, I was served with a "short latte". 2 days of no sleep and a lifetime of jokes-gone-awry, I think I have learnt my lesson.

Next time, I'll order that. (illustration above)

Faux pas

Its the leap year today! Loosen up and commit some fox paws. As they would say in French. Don't let the fear of the unknown keep you from reaching your potential. Avoid typos. Train your paws.

Texting

Texting has saved me so much of verbal direa. My girlfriends and I are constantly texting on Whatsapp. But why don't guys reply text? Sometimes you say embarrasing things on text and then you just cringe thinking about it. Like WTF came over me when I sent that text? So stick to texting girls. Its so much safer that way.

Also, don't text and drive. Otherwise...