Rape

Rape - is it just an ape with an R appended?

Noor Afizal Azizan (a national bowler) just got off scot-free from such a charge. I guess he's gotta be cautious with where he bowls next. He should stick to lighted alleys. 

Or the toilet.

Technology law

This is what a search of the term "Technology law" returns in Google. The hammer would come in handy whenever the computer crashes just as you have made that final amendment to the final copy that was due two hours ago.

Murphy's law prevails.

Tale of the Long Black

And then a girlfriend ordered a "Long Black" the other day. Tongue in cheek, I ordered a "short nothing". Having misheard the order, I was served with a "short latte". 2 days of no sleep and a lifetime of jokes-gone-awry, I think I have learnt my lesson.

Next time, I'll order that. (illustration above)

Faux pas

Its the leap year today! Loosen up and commit some fox paws. As they would say in French. Don't let the fear of the unknown keep you from reaching your potential. Avoid typos. Train your paws.

Texting

Texting has saved me so much of verbal direa. My girlfriends and I are constantly texting on Whatsapp. But why don't guys reply text? Sometimes you say embarrasing things on text and then you just cringe thinking about it. Like WTF came over me when I sent that text? So stick to texting girls. Its so much safer that way.

Also, don't text and drive. Otherwise...

Work during work hours

Work during work hours. It was advice I received over the weekend at a seminar while queueing up for lunch. Leave the office immediately after office hours. I am going to try it today. I think the dude in the pix is quite cute. If I had eye candy like this in my office, I doubt I'd be able to apply the advice.

Quote of the day "Cork it. Work. Fork out the brain juices"

Sajak by a colleague

Burung terbang di langit angkasa,
Katak pula keluar melompat,
Kegembiraan cuti kini dirasa,
Tapi permohonan "leave" tiadanya dapat..

Buah nangka di luar pagar,
Ambli galah tolong jolokkan,
Kalau low yat dapat murah harga,
Barang wishlistku perlu dibelikan..

Air nira disimpan dalam tempayan bata,
Kayu api diletak di lain tempat,
Hentilah lakonan kerjamu serta-merta,
Jom kita pergi shopping kat low yat!